1 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:33,700 The circus is in town. 2 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,357 - Hey, you! - Stop! 3 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,765 Punch, Judy. 4 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:07,227 I call it Joker Putty. 5 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:11,031 And I can turn anything into it. 6 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:20,577 Ta-ta. Farewell. 7 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,012 Hold it, Joker! Lower your weapon. 8 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,687 You the man. 9 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,002 Go! 10 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,216 He made you look like clowns. 11 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,322 Six months ago, Gotham had the lowest crime rate in the nation. 12 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,830 Yesterday, we were declared the world's scariest city! 13 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,436 And that was before Joker's latest escapade. 14 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,972 But, chief, most of the guys on that board are in prison now, or Arkham. 15 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,473 And who received credit for those busts? 16 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,669 You? Or you, Yin? 17 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,679 I know it wasn't you, Bennett. 18 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,442 So tell me, who? 19 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,352 Well, the Batman, I guess. 20 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,489 That's right. The Batman. 21 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:48,459 Well, I'm tired of clowns and vigilantes turning my department into a laughingstock. 22 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:54,863 So say hello to my new zero-tolerance policy against all these freaks. 23 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,570 No exceptions. 24 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,937 And for starters, I want Gotham's finest to take down Joker. 25 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,808 Before the Batman does, capeesh? 26 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:12,310 Chief Rojas, I'm going out on a limb here, but I've been thinking... 27 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:20,490 maybe we'd have more success if we tried working with Bats. 28 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,532 Working with the Batman? 29 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:30,797 Maybe you could wear spandex and be the Bat's sidekick! 30 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:36,000 You'd better figure out where your loyalties lie, detective, and fast. 31 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,644 If Gotham belongs to Joker... 32 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,480 the dull face of tragedy... 33 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:51,716 must become the rubber face of comedy. 34 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:58,462 Joker Putty, work your magic! 35 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,735 Joker. 36 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,834 The Batman. 37 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,307 Punch and Judy, my marionettes. 38 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,175 Keep the Bat busy. 39 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:18,909 The artiste must not be disturbed. 40 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,178 They're up there. 41 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,714 You take Joker. The Batman's mine. 42 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,019 Bennett, what are you trying to prove? 43 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,121 Bennett! 44 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,873 Hold it, Bats! 45 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,814 Detective, we're on the same side. 46 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,648 Tell it to the chief. 47 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,722 Hold the mayo! 48 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,519 I'm the vandal here. 49 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:13,025 You mean to tell me the chief of police considers this vigilante... 50 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:17,033 a greater menace than the Clown Prince of Crime? 51 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,036 Why, that's an outrage! An insult! 52 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,541 In fact, detective, I resemble that remark. 53 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,350 They never give you enough rope. 54 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,095 Bon voyage. 55 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,799 The Joker's getting away. 56 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,565 At least I got you. 57 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,268 Take my hand. 58 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:34,106 - You all right, partner? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks. 59 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,180 The Batman! 60 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,289 Rojas is gonna eat me alive. 61 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,293 City champions that year, I believe. 62 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,131 I suppose in a way you both still are. 63 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:57,403 Alfred, how would you feel about bringing Ethan into the fold? 64 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:01,473 Allow someone besides myself to know the Batman's identity? 65 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:04,133 I'm certain Detective Bennett can be trusted. 66 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,744 Trust isn't the issue. 67 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,108 Ethan needs to know the truth... 68 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:12,309 before circumstances force one of us to harm the other. 69 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,853 Joker remakes the largest monument in Gotham in his own image. 70 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,128 In effect, telling us he owns this city. 71 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,460 And you let him and the Batman get away? 72 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:31,895 Chief Rojas, Bennett nearly had the Bat, but the scaffolding gave way... 73 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,335 Yin, it's all right. 74 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,066 No, Bennett, I don't think it is all right. 75 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,270 One more blunder like tonight and you can kiss your badge goodbye. 76 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,479 You've gotta be under a lot of pressure to catch Joker. 77 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,485 Yeah. Among others. 78 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:53,025 Well, Ethan, you're not the only crime-fighter in Gotham. 79 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,825 I mean, what about your partner? 80 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,760 What, Yin? Oh, she's cool. 81 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,230 I mean, she's on top of things. Good cop. 82 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,869 My closest friend, probably. 83 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,130 I mean, besides you, of course. 84 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,205 We should all have coffee sometime. 85 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:10,343 Yeah, I'm not sure I'm Ellen's cup of tea. 86 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,239 Hey, don't let Yin scare you off. 87 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,471 She only has it out for the Batman. 88 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,674 Listen, Ethan, I... 89 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,080 - Just a second. - Yeah. Me too. 90 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,588 - Bennett. - It's Yin. 91 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,021 We have a Joker sighting. 92 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,059 The Gallery Theatricum on 23rd. 93 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,027 I'm across town but on my way. 94 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,858 Hey, Bruce, gotta jet. 95 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,226 Wasn't there something you wanted to tell me? 96 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:37,402 It'll keep. 97 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,371 It'll have to keep. 98 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,865 Such a winning solid-gold smile, Mon frère. 99 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,106 Shame about your ugly stepsister. 100 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,275 Turn that frown upside down. 101 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,950 - Whoops. - Yeah. Whoops. 102 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,451 I hope this means your chief finally figured out... 103 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,316 I'm a greater menace than Batman. 104 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,117 Oh, by the way, detective... 105 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,421 have you met my colleagues, Judy and Punch? 106 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,203 This one's worthless now. 107 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,239 - And its partner's gone. - Not for long. 108 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,344 I just tapped into Bennett's GPS unit. 109 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,190 Sawdust. 110 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,694 Flecked with blue? 111 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,201 All good things must come to an end. 112 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:27,142 Including my last batch of Joker Putty. 113 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:31,841 The chief has a zero-tolerance policy just for creeps like you, Joker. 114 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,449 He'll never pay ransom for me. 115 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,682 I don't need ransom, handsome. 116 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,825 Gotham is putty in my hands. 117 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,957 I take what I want, when I want. 118 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:46,497 I'm simply out to prove to your beefy chiefy once and for all... 119 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,192 that Joker is the master of menace. 120 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,633 By breaking one of Gotham's finest. 121 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,096 I won't break your bones, detective. 122 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,800 I'm going to snap your twig. 123 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,346 When Joker's through clowning with you... 124 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,512 you won't know where to find your mind. 125 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:23,962 - Sir, is Detective Bennett our new ally? -Not yet. 126 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,595 These blue specks... 127 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:31,207 traces of stale sugar on this sawdust. 128 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,878 - Cotton candy. - Sir? 129 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:57,526 A very thin line separates normality from insanity. 130 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,933 He made you look like clowns. 131 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,412 Detective, we're on the same side. 132 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,311 And you can kiss your badge goodbye. 133 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,553 Life brings thousands of tiny torments... 134 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,662 in all shapes, sizes and flavors. 135 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,355 Wouldn't you say, detective? 136 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,597 Chief. Back off! 137 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,671 Bennett. 138 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,998 This is not my fault, chief. 139 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,403 No, no. 140 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,574 Ah, so we have issues with the boss, eh? 141 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,742 Well, who doesn't? 142 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,281 Bosses make terrific tormentors. 143 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:49,081 Tote that barge, lift that bale, rewrite that script, sort that mail. 144 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,117 All it takes is one too many orders to make the cuckoo call. 145 00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,297 All it takes is one rotten day... 146 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:04,460 to transform a normal man into a monster. 147 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,842 Well, in my case, a rotten day and a chemical bath. 148 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:27,187 So the giraffe turns to the police chief and says: 149 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,295 "The last thing I saw was that screw-loose detective... 150 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,900 trying to pick the nuts out of the fruitcake." 151 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,968 Nuts out of the fruitcake. 152 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,746 Detective, my therapy worked. 153 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:52,408 It seems you and I finally share the same sense of humor. 154 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,951 Don't fool yourself, Joker. 155 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,851 Bennett plays for my team. 156 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,857 Yin? 157 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,927 The yin to his yang. 158 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,928 Drop it, or laughing boy gets it. 159 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:10,296 You don't know what this stuff does to humans. 160 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,939 For that matter, neither do I. 161 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,838 Let's find out. 162 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,137 No! 163 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,513 Now we'll never know. 164 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,525 Bennett, you all right? 165 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,961 Yeah, go. Get Joker. 166 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:27,245 You think this is confusing, try living inside my head. 167 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,917 Through the looking glass, Batsy. 168 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,110 Where comedy is tragedy. 169 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,517 Down is up. 170 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,088 Black is white. 171 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,821 You're out of luck. 172 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,444 Say cheese. 173 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,591 The tragedy. 174 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,386 Hold it. 175 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,392 There's nowhere to go, Batman. 176 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,910 Go. You saved my partner's life. This is the repayment of that debt. 177 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,344 A onetime deal. 178 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,375 The next time we meet, Batman... 179 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,213 the mask comes off. 180 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,131 Have a rotten day, detective. 181 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,906 Kudos to my department for capturing Joker. 182 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,236 Without the Batman's help, I might add. 183 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,143 You gotta be kidding me! 184 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,371 We're playing cleanup, like always. 185 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,312 The Batman saved my butt tonight! 186 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,077 Chief, did the Batman catch Joker? 187 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,085 There will be no further comment. No comment! 188 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,119 Are you out of your mind, Bennett? 189 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,453 I suppose you let the Bat waltz out of here too. 190 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,722 - Chief, it wasn't Bennett's fault. I... - I don't wanna hear it, Yin. 191 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,559 I warned you, Bennett. You're suspended. 192 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,293 - Chief, you got it all... - It's all right, Yin. 193 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,700 I'm not so sure the badge suits me anymore. 194 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,320 Bennett. 195 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,691 Ethan? It's Bruce. 196 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,319 - You sound sick. - Yeah. Rough night, Bruce. 197 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,228 I may be going through some changes. 198 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,898 - Tell you all about it tomorrow. - Over coffee? 199 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,903 No, let's shoot some hoops at the old gym. 200 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,431 I need to blow off some steam. 201 00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,078 Hey, what was it you wanted to tell me today? 202 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,537 Tomorrow. Over hoops. 203 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,747 Deal.